I went to Malaysia
for my grand papa's 100th day.
Uh hur~
Became a food machine... munch munch munch... munching all day long as my body conserve more and more blobs of fats...
So i somehow convinced mama to buy for me...

This! Taken 1 minute before meal, it can absorb 75-100 times its own weight in fat from the food you consume. The extra fat will be shitted out cool yeah?
Found this as well,

Cool
hur... horny goat... it's made from some horny goat grass that makes goats horny so they use it on humans as well to improve our sexual performance. For both males and females...
It's natural horny-ness... ;)
Photos time...
The 2 kids very very irritating so i decided to enlighten them...

The lord of algaes with her followers...

ALAKAXAM!!! BAH BAH SA PU NEI...

Attaining peace and tranquility

I think i ate some horny goat so... He was rapped.

BAH!! scare you with my smiling face
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